Concentration or Why can't I be rich

I'm sitting in my office and I can't seem to get any work done. I mean I look outside and wonder why I have to sit inside. Outlook beeping and the phone ringing. People dropping by and asking question. I really just want to be home on the couch watching the 500 channels that modern technology has blessed me with. (I just ended a sentence with a preposition. Shoot. Must be all the tv watching.) If I were independently wealth like the wealthiest 1% of the country I could sit around and complain about the estate tax and those damn welfare moms stealing my tax dollars. Or, even better, take another vacation to foreign land or buy another residence. I mean my life would be sweet. I'd still be single and fat, but I could tell the student loan people to bite me. Ok, there are legal things I could be doing, I better do them. (BTW, I'm on my lunch break. I can't even goof off correctly.)