Why do men get more fascinated with you the more you ignore them? I have empty the cell phone of all the evil, manipulative, hateful men in my life. I have a male-stressfree-zone. I only laugh and talk to male friends or colleagues. Thanks LMPD and fellow prosecutors!!! I have stopped calling, texting, emailing and generally thinking about a long list of men. But they keep popping up. An email here. A text message there. I’m finished with you guys. I’m not playing the games anymore. We didn’t get along, why are trying to make contact. When I wanted to talk to you, you were no where to be found. When I wanted to play the text message games, you were too busy. When I wanted to have a conversation over email with in the space of an hour (not on work time of course!)….you were silent in cyberspace. I’m not sure what the point is. This is the game people play. Glamour magazine’s quintessential male columnist Jake has described it as GIGS: Grass Is Greener Syndrome. When they had me, they were like I want someone else. Now, that they don’t have me, please comeback. Why? GIGS. I’m guessing we all have a mild case of it now and then. But some people suffer from it in the moderate to severe range. Please be satisfied with where you are now. You got the pretty girl that makes you laugh, be happy with her. You have the guy that is charming, kind and generous, be happy with him.
By the way, evil ones, LEAVE ME ALONE. I’m moving on (uh, some would say finally….but I would sock ‘some’ in the mouth.)
No songs. It’s a dismal musical world.
*currently there is no known cure for GIGS or BID.
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