I’m back from the dead

I’ve been really busy for the last few weeks. Ah, the trials and tribulations of being an adult. Ugh. I’ve had a great couple of weeks, for real though. Business trips. Successful work results. Made up with an old friend. I’m not bitter or angry about anything right now. Ok, well, I’m not bitter about most things. Somebody, who will remain nameless, did outright COPY me. But this person tries do everything I do all the time. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I guess. He or she is just copycat. If this person would just admit to him/herself that they idolize me, worship me and wish they could be as bold, irreverent, fabulous and funny as me life would be simpler for him or her. You know who you are. One day you will see the light. Of course, I wish this person would fall at my feet and be my dedicated servant. But that’s not going to happen. He or she has pride or something. The nerve. I mean what would be better than being my servant. The pay is great. The hours are fantastic. No abuse. Just good old fashion WORSHIP & ADORATION. I mean is that to much to ask for? Anyway, I’m feeling good. It’s the end of a good, long, hard work week and I plan to celebrate. Wouldn’t you like to know what I have planned?

I would marry this guy if he asked me, of course, I might have to divorce him if this guy step to me. Of course every man on earth can go to Hades if he ever gave one second of attention. I mean a nanosecond, I would JUMP him.