Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I have the solution JCPS

Here’s what you need to do: assign children to schools by complete random selection. The computer spits out 1000 names and those kids go to school A, next 1000 kids go to school B, and so on and so forth. You want to see some REAL fireworks? Wait till the east end housewives have to send their kids to Shawnee, Moore or Iroquois high schools. Abandon the whole neighborhood school idea (because population wise it can’t work) and just use computer random. OH MY GOD! Can you see the outrage? Can you see the fastbreak to private schools? (All the privates in town couldn’t accommodate the close to 100,000 JCPS students.) Couldn’t argue with that assignment plan, could you? It’s random, not discriminatory (insert eye roll here). Maybe then every kid would get educated at the high level they deserve. Maybe then every kid would have truly equal chances at success. Maybe then every kid would treated with the same level of expectations if the project kid is next to the trail park kid who is beside the Lake Forest kid. It’s never gonna happen. We are going to be resegregated. Guess what? It hurts white kids more than anyone else. Uh, the world is getting smaller and you want your kid to go through school with no black kids, no kids of color and all rich kids. Thanks Supreme Court. (%$#!&%$#!)

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