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I just partook in one those delicious, decadent, secret pleasures in life. I watched the True Hollywood Story on E! Channel. Yes, you all have watched this show. Danny Bonaduce, Paris Hilton or Dana Plato. It's EXACTLY like a train wreck: impossible to take your eyes away. I just watch Vanessa Williams: disgraced beauty queen to uber-villainess Emmy-nominated actress on the hit Ugly Betty (one of my favorite shows). But what I really found interesting is that her second husband, the SUPER-FINE....uh, did I say SUPER-FINE.....I mean SUPER-FINE....what was I saying? Anyway her second husband, Rick Fox, actually possibly cheated on her. The rumors were never confirmed, but those were the allegations made by the Star (a giant in journalism). I was like if a man will cheat on one of the most beautiful women on earth, ladies we are all doomed. I mean she is the quintessential American (secret) ideal of beauty. White hair. Blondish hair. Blue Eyes. Naturally tanned skin. Exotic. Shapely but not 'vulgar'. I mean what did this man want? In her day she was much more beautiful than the likes of Halle Berry or Jennifer Anniston (who really is a mannish, ugly, anorexic fake-ass beyatch). Anyway, it just got me thinking. DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!