First-borns unite against the oppression of these low-achieving, babyfied little pests that get away with murder. How many of you are the Oldest? All of you know exactly what I’m talking about. One minute these little idiots are asking for your advice and the next they are screaming in your face they can make their own decisions. The next minute is more fun: please let me “borrow” (which will end of in the coffers of some store in The Mall St. Matthews), but if you ask for 10 bux for lunch you will be constantly be hounded with ‘remember that money I let you borrow?” It’s sickening. We, obviously, have to address the complete unfair and differential treatment you receive at the hands of your parents. Oldest you may as well be the red-headed step child that was adopted because it illegal now-a-days to through an unwanted kid in the forest. I mean if I raised my voice to my parents in any way, shape, or form….well, I’ll invite you to my funeral when it happens. But these little Young Demons can scream, yell, roll their eyes, cluck their tongues and, even point their little young fingers at the parents. And NOTHING happens. Absolutely NOTHING. I’m mean the eyes of the ‘rents just glass over and they begin to drool a little over their “little, precious baby.” We won’t even talk about the extremely LOW expectation/standards they don’t even have to live up to. Oldest you never get credit, appreciation, positive reinforcement, praise or recognition for any thing you do. You know why? ‘Cuz you should have done it. Why should you get a pat on the back for doing your duty (and maybe a little more). It’s abso-!#(&$(-lutely ridiculous how these little ingrates are treated. I need to cool off. I’ll be at Starbucks with a library book and a book of Sudoku puzzles. Join me…..if your little sister/brother has repaid any part of their enormous debt to you.
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Being the YOUNGEST of 3 children, I must let you know YOU ARE SO WRONG - Mama loves you best & always will because you were the 1st! Trying to keep up with your anal older !@# just ain't worth it, so let me act a fool and get away with it solely because I'm the "baby"!
Thta is bull. Don't listen to the "first kid" is always the "most loved" or whatever. That is a lie. As soon as your little devil child...I mean sibling is born they will ignore the first. It's not just a fact or a generalization. It's a rule!
My sister was born prettier, you name it she was shirly temple with the blonde curls to my straight dead hair, shiny eyes, cute teeth and nose basically the little swedish girl. She was cute to begin with and that is probabaly why she got away with more, and grew up to be like the very girls who were my bullies (spoiled little airheads with an attitude problem and the potential to bother harmless girls over every little thing they did or criticise them for not being the "socially acceptable" super model. AKA the class bitch every guy liked and every girl hated because they made their life miserable) She litterly thinks she is better than me saying "I have no friends" when I do since I am in college and I just don't bring them home so she can embarass me again by meowing (she actually did this in the school hallway once and my friends thought she was a retard) or doing any "cool socially fun to her" thing that makes her and me by association loook like a retard.
All she does is brush her hair FOREVER (I pointed out the wind will ruffle it no matter how much crap she puts in it)and bug my mom (she litterly doesn't know what NO! means) over and over for certain expensive clothes or makeup thinking the more expensive the better.
She is a complete superficial airheaded twat! I fear for her generation and expect her to flunk out of high school (if my mom doesn't wise up and kill/beat her not to), and get knocked up since she litterly sneaks out of the house late at night (my street has no street lights) to play manhunt with older boys.......
I rememeber half the stuff she did I was either beaten for or I never dared do because I would have been beaten for it.
Pretty young people always have it better. I believe there was an article stating "attractive" people have a better chance at getting a job ( sad but true.) The world is doomed if the coming MTV generation continues to be so dumb and airheaded.
What happaned to the femminist movement? Where are the GOOD role models.....all we are worried about today is getting a good tan, makeup, dying our hair, clothes, and breast implants as well as other superficially stupid and futile things (YES FUTILE BECAUSE YOU WILL GET OLD AND SURGERIES AFTER A WHILE JUST DON'T WORK and if you have to change for a man he will leave you when you run out of cash for the opps or you finnally give up when you realize you are human and you can't be forever the way you are) to get a completely and worthless guy who will cheat on you and mistreat you while these girls will think that is allright because all the rap songs support being a "PLAYER" and since you are his "bitch" he doesn't have to marry you.......*pukes* It's so damned sad where this world is going.
i can see what your saying! i hate it when they aloways get their way, and you alowys get nagged on! for example, she/he startes a fight and your the one who gets blamed for starting it! "your the older one... you should know better!" (quote from my mother)
i am the oldest of 3 & wut u said is so true!!!! & parents r ALWAYS overprotective of the oldest. but then ur parents just let the younger ones get wtvr they want!! & u ALWAYS haf 2 set a *good* example. like they can argue but U cant. U haf 2 b good example & b all saintly & never do anything rong. & when they do somethin rong its like *no big deal, its ok.* but when the oldest does somethin rong its like *how coould u!! u need 2 set a better example.* we haf 2 try harder. always. & we haf 2 put up w/ thier moans & groans & whining but when the oldest whines he/she gets in trouble!!! ITS SO NOT F@%@# FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So friggin true. My little sister is so hateful. Whenever I do something wrong, (wich is rare as hens teeth) I am yelled at, scolded, grounded, even (although rare) slapped! My little sister pulls off a tactic, that always works on my braindead parents. Whenever she gets in trouble, she'll pretend to beat herself up and shut herself up into her room and ground herself when shes really watching tv and eating the candy she sneaked into her room!
I understand what you mean.They can do whatever they want and blame you and not get in trouble. They can hit you,throw stuff at you,and kick you in front of your parent or anyone and they will say "it was an accident " and when they turn to say see they stick out there tounge wich makes me so mad. P.S. little sisters and little brothers suck!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@
im the oldest of 3 and im always getting blamed
so true
seriously i know what you mean! i'm the oldest from all my 6 cousins and i have 1 younger sister! they got me into so many trouble and they were the one who did it. ;[
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