What happened to Lil' Kim's face?

Okay, you will soon learn about me that I ask the obvious questions. Because most people want to seem sophisticated, they don’t ask the simple questions. The questions that no one wants to ask, but everyone is wondering about. There are things going on around us that are totally ignored, because we are too polite to mention them. Perfect example: the comb-over. We pretend that this ridiculous hair-don’t is nothing more than a bad haircut. When it’s really a break from reality, good sense and stylish hair maintenance. Or what about the fat chick with the clothes two sizes too small. Yeah, she’s fun and bubbly (hate that word), but do we really need to see her second stomach? (As a voluptuous woman I can say that.) But we’re all polite and nice. We play ignorant. We don’t notice those people who reek so badly of Marlboro Lights that we can’t even enjoy our 35¢ wings at BW3s. How many times have you looked away when you saw that certain co-worker who teeth are so yellow and brown you swear he’s really British. (No offense to any Brit who may be reading, but really guys: dental care.) I’m going to continue to ask these obvious questions. Who else will? So:

Lil’ Kim when did you wake up and turn into JLo on crack? (Which, incidentally, is a dis too all crack-whores nationwide.) Babygirl, you should have went on Leno to amaze and astound us all. It’s a really cool trick. (Did I tell you I was ornery?)