Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I’m shallow. Come join my cult.

I really need to get a grip. I’m not a 10...more of a 7. I know I’m funny and have a beautiful face, but there is that extra roll or two I have around the middle. (To me, FAT CHICKS RULE, but that sentiment is seldomly shared.) But my point is....I love pretty guys. Michael Ealy. Brad Pitt. Al B. Sure! (showing my age!). Jude Law. I love them! I mean, a guy can be short but if he has killer good looks, model good lucks: I must flirt with him. I must have him. I must touch him. Hmmmm.....what was I talking about? Strong square jaw. Spiky blonde hair. Piercing blue eyes. Shaved head. Coal black, sexy skin. Brooding artist with beautiful black hair. I’m not picky. I just want him PRETTY as hell. Something I can look at for hours and not get tired. Can some local psychologist give me a pill to cure me of this sickness? Is there a special clinic trial at the University of Louisville for which I can participate? Surely hospital-town has one specialist to cure me. Even though everyone is superficial and I need to repent for my evil ways. We shouldn’t judge people on how they look. That’s something they have absolutely no control over. Just like being a girl or a boy. Gay or straight. Tall or short. You’re born ugly or cute, thank or curse genetics. I just hate ugly. God save me from my shallow ways.

I'm Felicia's putrid small intestine. (If you get what I'm referencing.....you win nothing.)

Listening to "Okay" by Nivea ft Jermaine Dupri & Youngbloods

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're not shallow.. You're human. Regardless of the reason/fault of someone's appearance. We are attracted to attractive people. That's biology and nature. Only unless you're a very very deep person...aren't going to be able to see past a persons appearance.

However, on the other part.. You are a woman you should know better!:) You guys are a lot better at looking a whole than we men.

For example:
It's not too unusual to see a Gorgeous woman with an Ugly man(I'm being blunt).
Put how many Handsome men do you see with Ugly women?