So I can get to stompin in my air force ones.

I saw Air Force One today flying over I-65 & I-264. I was on my way back to the office. Bush had every freaking highway and byway shut down. He made me miss my exit. He made me miss the second exit. He made me get off on Fern Valley Road. Luckily, I didn’t have to go all the way to Nashville to turn around. He made me have an even later lunch. Luckily, it was only delicious Cesar salad. He made my head hurt. He made me have to work later than usual. Luckily, I love my job and my work. He made me have to work at night on my fabulous red couch. His presidency speaks for itself. He made me take two Naproxen to relax.