I only trust three men & two are dead

Daddy, Granddaddy, and JNP are the only three men I trust. Granddaddy and JNP are both with the Creator; Daddy is at home worshipping, adoring and loving my Mama. The rest of you men are all suspects until proven you can be otherwise. Trust is earned and not given out like shiny, new pennies to unsuspecting toddlers who don’t know the value of “monies.” Girls, that man who told you he’s not seeing anyone else, he’s lying: he has three girlfriends and a finance. The one who says he hates homosexuals is on the downlow. The one who claims to be writing the next American classic is lazy. The one who tells you he won’t think you’re a slut if you sleep with him on the first date has already wrote your name and phone number in the men’s stall at O’Shea’s. The one who says he loves you really loves only one part of you. The one who tells you he’s working late is schtupping the secretary. The one that says he works third shift and can’t spend the night is married. The one that says he only has one child he means only one child with his first babymama. Now, GJ, that’s man-bashing, everything else I have written are just legitimate gripes. See the difference???

**************N E W S F L A S H**********************

May 3, 2006

Louisville, Ky---There was a hip hop/rap concert last night at Coyotes. No one was shot. There were no fights. No half-nekkid girls dropped it like it was hot. There was no bling-bling. News…..not at 10 or 11 or ever…..’cuz it was positive & fun.

The Roots tore the roof off the motherfather…..

Sorry you missed it, honey, but I saw lots of your friends.