I have a secret

Yes, I have a myspace page. Had one way before it was a national phenomenon. In fact, I was on a local myspace when there was only a few thousand members and I was like Member 1005 or something. But these sites quickly lose there appeal to me. I get tired of things very quickly. Ask my ex-lovers. Okay, back to myspace. Don't try looking me up. You'll never find me. But anyway, I have a secret to reveal: A bookmark my secret crushes as favorites on myspace. Okay, so everyone does it. But, I'm admitting it here in an open forum to publicly ridiculed ('cuz some of you just love to hate on me...i guess it's b/c I'm the three Fs: fantastic, fabulous & funny). I mean I go and check on these worthless boys all the time to see if they added any new pictures or new content in the way of blogs and stuff. I'm a junkie. These boys obviously do not deserve by adoration or attention, but I'm a dope for dimples, curly hair, pretty faces, Al B Sure look-a-likes, voices like Luther Vandross. Did I mention I LOVE dimples? Okay, anyway, I wish I didn’t have these little turds bookmarked, but I kinda like cyber-stalking them. Wait, that’s not a crime is it? I should know that, I AM a criminal attorney. So, I stalk these men online, who hasn’t done it? I constantly google friends, exes, current lovers, people I meet, and the like. What if a new piece of information comes up that I am not aware of? What if I am not constantly updated on these people? The world may come to an end...of course. Do I sound a little obsessed? Okay, so I’m a little obsessed right now. But....hold on....I gotta go and check something.....